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Ode 1
2/13/19
my dear clam chowder you cannot make me prouder that cannot be said louder eaten so fast it is a blur seconds, thirds, fourths I'm sure my dear clam chowder my stomach purrs if you ran out, the world wouldn't turn I'd eat you from a can, even from an urn and everyone concurs my dear clam chowder I'd eat you if sweet, eat you if sour eat you at the table, eat you in the shower eat you for a minute, eat you for an hour in a bowl in front of me, you will get devoured my dear clam chowder I'd buy you if wealthy or using a voucher if I live in the streets or in a gold tower if I am feeling depressed or empowered and if you're congealed I wouldn't even stir my dear clam chowder
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