Freeverse 312

4/29/20

ding ding ding!
I am the king
of Bingo binging
enjoy this board
red as a lingonberry
the bar set like the limbo

Entries in Bingo card are:

• how beat writer's block??
• how make $$$ with poetry??
• does poetry have to rhyme?
• need title for poem!
• please write a poem about...
• "please help me" WRITE MY ENTIRE POEM
• is rap poetry?/rap battle challenges
• pseudo-edgy poem with extra cuss or sexual words
• arguing over freedom of speech
• free phone/tablet scam
• religion/politics spam disguised as poetry
• "let's DM" scams
• off topic world news posts
• mystery non-English language post
• sad poem followed by messages of "it will be alright!" stuff
• asking for poets' Instagram accounts to follow/follow back
• cool/sexy picture posted with poem
• asking for poems for a compilation, which they will not pay you for
• poet who does not know what cliche/trope is
• poem with spelling and grammatical errors
• dozens of emojis in poem
• using the cliche typewriter font
• why my poem not get likes/comments??
• attempt to write group poem, i.e. herding cats
• pep talk to poet that got criticism

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Please show me a randomly selected poem